the ridiculous expenses that i will hypothetically make

it wouldn't be so hypothetical if i had the funds to buy them. 

I... just wouldn't have anywhere to put them.

oh i will, when i buy my hypothetical house.

hypothetical house, mine would look.. well, awesomer

one of these, maybe two

definitely one of these, maybe more antique though.

"because there is simply nothing better than waking up with our trunks intertwined"

said the spotty elephant to the stripy elephant

frenchy you're faking

weird no? i get influenced too too easily by movies.. today, I am edith piaf and french. Although, really... i'm not even french to begin with. No and i don't sing. Well, I do.... in the shower. A month ago i stayed silently fixated to scottish men with spears fighting for freedom. That week i was scottish.. and male. I was something the week after, I think I was english, and I wanted to be a journalist. I don't remember what i was watching though...oh now i do. And THEN, i was Spartan for a day.Ah well i'm strange.. Au revoir!

"my uni lecturers have a strange fixation on the word /daedi/"

-shen

p.s guess what movies i'm in. The last one is tricky but here's a clue.

I'm somewhere in an asian orphanage.