is it weird slash superficial that..

1. i used slash instead of / and say lol and laugh at the same time

2. i like waking up from naps at 5 pm in the afternoon when it's dark and wintery and pretending that i woke up reallly early and feeling really pleased with myself because i can NEVER usually wake up at 5 am without hitting the snooze button a million times

3. i think of my life in 3 person POV when i'm in the shower?

4.i walk out of the shower halfway whilst shampooing my hair to see how high i can pile it up

5. i come out of the previously mentioned shower and try and see if i can put my hair in a really high bun to see how i would look as a sikh? (sorry to any sikhs are reading my blog i'm not trying to offend anyone i just wanted to see how it would look like)

6. i come out with a million ways to wrap my bath towel around me to see how many different ways one could wear a bath towel and still look fashionable ( maybe this is why i shouldn't be a fashion designer ) after pretending to be a sikh

7. i would go back to to sweaty balmy climate of malaysia just so i don't have to deal with schizophrenic skin that can't decide if it's dry one minute or oily the next

8. i have planned how my future house will look in my head..(this will be in a future blogpost i think)

9. i treat my limbs like people, insisting that the amount of attention and care paid to each limb is determined by the amount of work i have done with it.. ..(yeah okay this is weird)... and then i feel guilty for practicing favouritism..

10. i buy most stuff based on how it smells...schwarzkopff makes me dizzy..

11. i'd love to fill my house with a million musical instruments.. just cause i think they are so full of character... and i would want to learn all of them eventually..

12. i groan and mope about my course and how much i want to do design.. but then i again, sometimes i think i won't be any good at it.. i just like drawing but i haven't for so long...

13. i wish i was more into the organic thing... for some reason, i think this would be easier if i was white... 

14. i secretly wish i could use a sewing machine well enough to make dresses, i think it could either have amazing or scary results..

15. i whinge about not having time, but i'm on facebook constantly.

16. sometimes i pretend i live in my house with strangers, i talk more to my family that way, the conversations are more interesting..

17.i forget what i was going to write...

18.oh i wished i was french or spanish or something interesting.. there are so many asians on earth.. it's like being a toyota, when you could be an aston martin... or something..

19. i don't particularly care if i get a fast car or a mechanically sound car, i just want it to be vintage and cute.. i'll probably regret saying this when i've broken down on the freeway on the way to uni.

20. i wish i picked more fights and told people what i reallllly thought of them. i also wish i was bigger so i wouldn't lose aforementioned fights.

 

this particularly page in the pokey puppy book particularly appeals to me. for what reason, i do not know.

i imagine they exported these to asia and needed to write instructions cause you'd get a multitude of asian shouting into their phones going "harh? haalow?" 

but anyway, how cool is this phone.. i will have one in my imaginary future house